MY WIFE IS A FILTHY SLUT

I'm really pissed right now. A couple of weeks ago, I got wind that my sleaze-bag whore of a "wife" has been making bondage movies for quite some time now. What a cunt. At any rate, I cut off her allowance, but, I find out yesterday she's been selling these sex toys under an assumed name:



what a fuckin' bitch, right?


So, this morning, I go to call my lawyer (again), and walk in on this...

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... she's selling live phone sex from the den at our house!

while I'm there!!


This was worse than the Gangbang Incident, what the fuck!?!


Oh, but wait, there's more.

I found this Polaroid, too:




This is it. I'm going to KILL the bitch!